Kia Ora. Welcome to Capeview Cottage.

Why can't we get guests to leave when they say they're going to?

After the tenth polite reminder, another East Cape sunrise or two, a stroll around the orchards, a jaunt across the farm, a soak in the hot tub, a wander down to the beach, a jet boat ride up the Motu river, a quick round of golf, a foray into the Urewera National Park wilderness and a good book on the deck - we still can't coax our guests out.

Where are we going wrong?